Miss Siaw Looking For Mr Bird!
posted by FH2o

No kidding! I saw this classified in The Borneo Post, wednesday, December 7, 2005 this morning; and although this has nothing whatsoever to do with kayaking, I just have to share this with all my still "un-caged" fine feathered friends out there!
Stumble It!14 Comments:
I have to read it 6 times to imagine what she is saying and also put my limited Malaysia slang English to use.
I think she meant:
I'm Miss Siaw Tian, a 28 years old teacher who wants to find a life-partner.
Preference: Born in 1977, 1976, 1975, 1974... ABOUT 28 - 33 years old. He should be a graduate with a good career path, Chinese and can converse in Mandarin.
If you are interested, please contact:
013-8053089
I think she called to place an advertisment, and the person taking the call definitely had bird flu in her head.
hehe
I think she meant:
I'm Miss Siaw Tian, a 28 years old teacher who wants to find a life-partner.
Preference: Born in 1977, 1976, 1975, 1974... ABOUT 28 - 33 years old. He should be a graduate with a good career path, Chinese and can converse in Mandarin.
If you are interested, please contact:
013-8053089
I think she called to place an advertisment, and the person taking the call definitely had bird flu in her head.
hehe
aiyoyo! U so innocent one! U have "a bird" right? Unless u have been castrated! Aiyah! - she wants to make sure that your manhood is 'intact'! I think she is translating directly from hokkien - so you are a "blue bird" loh!
I think you qualify - so give her a call to clarify and Apply. Keep us posted!!
I think you qualify - so give her a call to clarify and Apply. Keep us posted!!
I hope she doesn't get a "small bird" ;-) She'd be dissapointed
adam, but then again; a 'bird' in the hand is worth two in the bush! :)
U sure the name is Miss Siaw and bu shi Miss "Siao" meh ..hehe
No lah, I am sure Ms Siaw or Ms Siao is not just interested in "the bird" that you all meant..
Tsk Tsk.. Sir Holy Water, please call her and find out more!
Tsk Tsk.. Sir Holy Water, please call her and find out more!
9lives - i think she is a wee bit cuckoo lah ...
But then again, this is a fine example of "Direct Marketing".
Robin - Tried to call the number but it is constantly engaged! Must be ringing off the hook and I'll probably have a long queue number to wait like the counter on your site! ;)
But then again, this is a fine example of "Direct Marketing".
Robin - Tried to call the number but it is constantly engaged! Must be ringing off the hook and I'll probably have a long queue number to wait like the counter on your site! ;)
Keep trying.. may be the rest is doing the same.
How could anyone think of putting such a advertisement?
Desperate to the power of infinity?
How could anyone think of putting such a advertisement?
Desperate to the power of infinity?
Robin, media over-blowing? How else would Ms Siaw get any attention otherwise?!
hey! has anyone called yet? hehehe... well i can't pretend i m a bird n call her up, can i? ;-P
I don't dare touch this post with a 3 meter pole.
waiting for Sir Holy Water for an update on Ms Siao... ooops Ms Siaw
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robin - i am taking panda's good advice and am keeping my distance of at least 3 paddles length away!!






















My name is Robin, do I qualify?
Or is she refering to my favorite subject - bird flu?