‘Sakai’ Tourist (A Tribute To Robin!)

by FH2o on March 15, 2006


K
uchingites are frequently amazed (politically correct term for - ‘shocked out of our freaking mind!’) by foreign tourists who seem to be so fascinated by things and sights that the locals frequently take for granted. We often muttered to ourselves that it must be symptoms of untreated heat stroke or just plain craziness - ‘suku siaw ang-moh!’

The word ‘sakai’ was previously a derogatory term (it’s now no longer derisive) reserved for the people from the interiors who upon stepping into the capital city for the first time are confounded by everything they see.

Life in the jungles do not prepare them for the concrete jungle. However these days with much improved transportation modes, televisions and communications; you hardly see these ‘sakais’ anymore; or rather they don’t behave so ’sakai’ anymore.

However stepping in their shoes now are the … (drums roll please) ta da - ‘sakai’ foreigners! And what better illustration(s) for this than our visitor from kiasu-land, Singapore!

So ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the worldly and widely traveled Robin playing his role as ‘sakai Singapore tourist’ in Kuching-is-so-big, the world-is-so-small land! I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

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flaneur March 15, 2006 at 6:08 pm

first again!

Well, I’m glad to see Robin being accorded the honour of being the first ‘non-local’ illustrated as a person from away.

‘Hick,’ or ‘country cousin’ are two of many such terms in N. America - often interchangable between Canada and US.

Across Canada there are numerous variants, the Newfoundland-origin ‘from away’ my personal favourite.

flaneur

Anonymous March 15, 2006 at 6:10 pm

I feel that everyone should be “sakai”; be a tourist in their own hometown! I do it once in a while. Rent a room at the local hotel, do what tourists do. It’s wonderful.

Wuching March 15, 2006 at 6:58 pm

i did the sakai thing too when i went back to sibu, it was fun! i wanna do the sakai thing in kuching too, unka be my tour guide?

Chen March 15, 2006 at 7:05 pm

hahhaha, being “sakai” occasionally can be fun too :P

wonder how many pict Robin took altogether?

Selba March 15, 2006 at 7:53 pm

Hahahaha…. What a great day to start with this “Sakai kiasu Robin” post. Thanks a lot unker!!! If you just can see me right now, you will see a really big smile on my face :D

FH2O March 15, 2006 at 7:54 pm

Everytime I’m on a river for the first time and I encountered locals, they would inevitably assume that I must be a “super-sakai foreigner” ‘cos NO locals in their right mind would be interested in some godforsaken crocs-infested rivers!

Now of course I’m a ‘permanent fixture’ on the local rivers near my place.

Would be my pleasure to be a ‘guide’ for my sakai ‘from away’ friends! It’s nice to see and experience old familar places again for the ‘first time’! :)

flaneur March 15, 2006 at 8:08 pm

there is always something to be learned, seeing through new-comer’s eyes, the most jaded of us may have the scales removed from our eyes - allowing us to see anew.

I have taken people through my own neighbourhood, often seen as ‘troubled,’ and had the opportunity to see, and to show.

My eyes look forward to seeing the river through your eyes.

Selba March 15, 2006 at 8:11 pm

Eeeh.. unker, what camera did you use? Am wondering because how come Robin looks so skinny and so young (aged around early 20s)in your pics but then when you see his pics in his blog, he looks chubby and old (aged almost 50 years old)? kekekeke…
Your camera must be really good quality one leh. ;)

Robin March 15, 2006 at 8:13 pm

haha.. when did u take so much pics of me??

Yes, for a city boy like me, going back to the jungle is certainly a different experience.

I live life and enjoy it!

FH2O March 15, 2006 at 8:23 pm

flaneur - I’d often wished that if only the powers-that-be could see the rivers through my eyes. I supposed if they chanced upon my blog, they would. I’m glad that in my small way, I’m ’showing’ ‘em our rivers and i feel gratified that the readership is slowly but surely increasing. Quality readership I might add! :)

selba - I’m sure by now u’re aware of my skills/talents with the camera *ahem*. I make everything/everyone looks good - I can’t help it!

robin - my kids don’t call me “papa-razzi” for nothing! So be afraid - be very afraid! kekeke ;)

Robin March 15, 2006 at 9:19 pm

Selba, I am modest and always want to look older mah…

and BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Fashionasia March 15, 2006 at 9:22 pm

somehow the word “suaku” come to mind.
:)

FH2O March 15, 2006 at 9:38 pm

robin - in addition to being a “sakai”, fashionasia is calling you a “suaku” as well!

How apt! heehee

IML March 15, 2006 at 9:41 pm

Excuse me, some people just have the eye for intricate details. To see more than the ordinary people fail to see.

Robin March 15, 2006 at 10:11 pm

Sakai or Suaku, it is good to be labelled once in a while.

IMLS.. yes, that’s me!

agus March 15, 2006 at 10:39 pm

Ay, is that an ice pack between Robin’s legs. I read the trip was exciting but it couldn’t have been that ‘hot’. Or maybe i’m wrong.

Maybe you had to kick Robin out of his ’sakainess’. Ouch, how hard did you kicked?

FH2O March 15, 2006 at 10:59 pm

agus - our ’sakai robin’ is totally unprepared for the waters; so I had to lend him one of my dry boxes so that he could keep his fancy digital camera and (wait for this) - his hand towel, dry! *sigh*

(I shall make NO mention of his Shishedo Whitening Cream … ouch!) heehee ;)

Chen March 15, 2006 at 11:08 pm

shishedo whitening cream?
mmm..
what else he kept inside the box? kekkeke….

Selba March 16, 2006 at 12:09 am

OMG… *echo chen* -> shishedo whitening cream?
Robin is already so fair loh… wanna be a zombie or what? hahaha…

Hand towel for what?

agus March 16, 2006 at 12:13 am

Very classy if you ask me ;)

Robin March 16, 2006 at 12:59 am

aiyo, in case I meet a crocodile, I can at least pretend I am a white ghost mah!!! And you forget my hammer too!

Thanks Agus, you got class too!

robin March 16, 2006 at 1:03 am

I agree !! Kuching is so big, the world is so small.. ahahhahaaa

Jeremy C March 16, 2006 at 2:21 am

aiyo, liddat i dun dare go kayaking ledi lor - later unka blog abt me being sakai, how? me shy ler… :P

Chen March 16, 2006 at 3:07 am

robin,
u bring hammer for what purpose?
want to knock whose’s head? :P

9lives March 16, 2006 at 4:12 am

Agus, didn’t even noticed the box till u mentioned it. So observant ah.

Desmond March 16, 2006 at 4:52 am

Be it the real jungle or concrete jungle, have to admit in the concrete jungle I am very sakai. Flying from Kuching to KL at one time, the skyscapers in KL never fail to amaze me….i walk along the City Streets and Highways with my neck strecthed trying my best to get a peek at any lady’s skirt at the top of all the highest skyscraper….

agus March 16, 2006 at 5:50 am

9lives, I scrutinize every picture for all it is worth. Some things are better left unsaid and some are so fun to manipulate…ehehe

Desmond, sakai is not exactly the word in your case…May I suggest ‘kanji’…

Robin, where’d you put your metal table? No?

Run Agus, run……

The Moody Minstrel March 16, 2006 at 8:40 am

Beware of “sakai” middle-aged Americans. They are not only confounded by everything around them, they tend to stop in the middle of crowded sidewalks and wildly gesture about when they are. They can be quite dangerous.

When I was in London for my honeymoon I got walloped in the face three times by fat, middle-aged (and very noisy) American tourists that were standing there pointing around and saying things like, “No, wait, Mabel, I think it’s that way!” ***WHACK***

And they didn’t even apologize…

(Hey, shaddup…I’m not quite middle aged yet! And Panda, no offense!)

FH2O March 16, 2006 at 5:39 pm

Heads up folks!

Moody’s commenting here - so all of u’d better give him a wide berth … unless u wanna get WHACKED in the face by this sakai ang-moh! kekeke ;)

Btw, thanks for dropping by. :)

Happysurfer March 16, 2006 at 10:07 pm

And that’s a ’sakai’ visitor to your blog. ;)

Robin March 16, 2006 at 10:23 pm

hehe.. my next hobby would be hide under my metal table, holding my hammer and whacks the middle of the leg between the knee and the heel.

This must be fun!!!

Lam Chun See March 17, 2006 at 9:44 am

Hi. Actually, I do not qualify as ‘Sakai’ becos I been to S’wak many times. In fact I know the Kuching airport inside out; becos many occasions wait for 3 hrs for connect flight to Bintulu. For sure I know S’wak better than many W Malaysians.

FH2O March 17, 2006 at 11:26 pm

lam chun see - well, u know what?

Time to be ’sakai’ again as we have a new “KLIA-wannabe” Kuching International Airport!

Most people I spoke to love the new airport but I absolutely ‘detest’ it for its absolute lack and consideration of identity and originality (it could have been anywhere else in the world!).

Lam Chun See March 20, 2006 at 2:47 am

I heard that even Bintulu has an international airport now. But I really liked the cosy small one.

Hope your Cat Intl Airport has the sense to separate the smokers and non-smokers this time.

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