For Robin, Miracle8 & Co

by FH2o on April 9, 2006

Since my son has lent the memory card reader to his friend and the digital camera cable link is in the office; I can’t post any photos today, so I’ll post a joke instead. This one is for Robin, Miracle8 and all the other crocs on terra firma. I know, I know - I’m bad! Heehee!

Estate Lawyers:

What is the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

After you die, the hooker stops screwing you.

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piffles April 9, 2006 at 4:54 am

yer. another lawyer joke. hmmph. i take offence!

Selba April 9, 2006 at 5:35 am

LOL…

FH2O April 9, 2006 at 7:06 am

piffles - i take that as an admission of guilt! ;)
Oh no! we’ve enough of ‘em oledi!!

selba - nice to ‘knock’ robin once in a while isn’t it? heehee :)

Robin April 9, 2006 at 8:33 am

NO MORE LAWYERS JOKES,

OR ELSE I WILL ASK PRETTY PIFFLES TO ISSUE YOU THE RESTRAINING ORDER.

MIRACLE8.. lets co-force

piffles April 9, 2006 at 7:54 pm

admit to being a lawyer, not to the ’screwing’ …. er, why does that sound weird ….

hiya robin =)

FH2O April 9, 2006 at 8:46 pm

robin - this is the ‘mildest’ of the lawyer jokes i have!
but no more - peace!

piffles - not weird but mildly risque! ;)

Happysurfer April 9, 2006 at 8:59 pm

I get mixed signals. So laughing at ourselves is not a good thing in this instance? How’s that?

miracle8 April 10, 2006 at 6:48 am

Wah… how can you “saboh” us like this wei?
Robin, Im drafting the injunction application tonight. nyek nyek~
Give you a joke lah.
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
“HERPES LASTS FOREVER”
18SX

FH2O April 10, 2006 at 7:51 am

miracle8 - peace! peace! ;)

no need to draft injunction 2nite - better to play some nice piano piece for your mum lah! :)

The Moody Minstrel April 10, 2006 at 10:05 am

What is the difference between herpes and true love?
“HERPES LASTS FOREVER”

I knew a girl in my college days whose (secret) nickname was Herpes. It was because:

a. you’re screwed when she comes into your life,
b. you just can’t get rid of her,
c. whenever she appears it means pure agony (and a little stickiness).

I had some pretty evil friends in my college days. I don’t think I’ll tell you what they said about me.

miracle8 April 10, 2006 at 9:14 pm

Mr Ho,
peace be with you. hehe. Today Prophet Muhammah “seh jit” wor you didnt go out kayaking?

FH2O April 11, 2006 at 4:46 am

miracle8 - hahaha! I had an AMAZING day out on d waters today!!! SO SO HAPPY!! ;)

מוביל April 17, 2012 at 5:53 pm

I love this video’ B.E.P For ever the? best’

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