This is a bad day joke compliments of Guan. You can blame him!
Just kidding Guan!
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her Husband,
“I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly - pay me a compliment”.
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s perfect”.
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don’t apologize, hantam him kau kau!
How long have they been married? Haha…very funny, and also very true, to some. Works as a nice teaser too.
But seriously, you’re scaring the newlyweds.
wah, I dare u to say that to Mh2o..
robin - i may be judgemental but not stewpig lah!
also (fortunately!) she’s neither fat nor ugly! quite the contrary
famous last words…. he’d better hope her aim isn’t as good as her eyesight
lolz…abit lame but nice..