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Spam and scam emails are not getting very sophisticated these days isn’t it. But then again they need not be as there are plenty of gullible and greedy suckers out there for them as easy prey. Whatever.
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unker, U cudda be us$14million richer. lol..
Hi Francis, I am a keen reader of your blog. Just wanted to say that I find it most interesting how you employ the usage of the word ‘whatever’. Interestingly enough, a friend of mine, who is studying to be an architect, uses the word just like you do. Perhaps the trait of an architect wouldn’t you say ?
free money wor..why unker no want? unker too rich ledi!
Hi Francis,
I also got a horde of con artists banging at my doors begging me to accept their millions, some of sinister origin, some “lawful”, telling me crap stories about how they are privy to such windfall and need an outlet to channel this booty and later to split with them. Some of their write up are so hilarious, preposterous, poor command of language, you dont know whether to laugh or pity them. My reply was to pull their legs and give them some bull stories too, saying I already received US2million but now being a target of assassins who are after my money, I gave it to them and never dare to accept any more of these ;money anymore, I had a friend who is still in hospital, he lost one eye fighting with a mugger at the ATM machine while he was withdrawing the money everyday for the past one month and all that jazz…. you can cook up some more . Hehehehe
My reply to Ahmed:-
Dear Ahmed,
My name is Carlo Bonano, and I am the Italian branch head of the White Dragon Charitable Society of Hong Kong. We run a legal money laundering service and it looks like you need our service badly.
We have accept many people like you who are in “pocession” of millions of dollars of fund frozen in Bank of America, Citibank, whatever bank, and all are extremely happy with our fast service in getting the money out, sometime within a few hours only of contact.
In your case, US14 million is but a normal trading amount to us, but we do extract a service charge of about 90% of the amount laundered. No, its not typo. 90%. Yes you get to keep US1.4 million.
By the way people who refuse our offer often end up with mysterious injuries, some even maimed for life. We know where you are and who you are. We have a team of professional hackers who can trace your identity. Do not make a mistake of refusing us. You have been warned.
If we do not hear from you within 24 hours from this mail, we will assume you have decline our offer, and my enforcement team, headed by “Big Muscles” Bruno, and Roberto “Straightshooter” Rosellini will visit you to answer all you doubts.
To our Wealth!
Carlo “Scarface” Bonano
Bureau Chief
White Dragon Charitable Society
100, Mafia Boulevard,
Palermo, Sicily
Italy.