by FH2o on September 20, 2008

Email Subject: Can i Trust You? Call me if yes +226 78 03 96 12
Spam and scam emails are not getting very sophisticated these days isn’t it. But then again they need not be as there are plenty of gullible and greedy suckers out there for them as easy prey. Whatever.
by FH2o on September 16, 2008

There’s going to be a Fengshui talk in Kuching to be held at MBKS City Hall Auditorium on Friday, 26th September 2008 from 7pm to 9.30pm.
And it’s FREE -
Public are required to collect a free ticket from Naim Cendera Sales office at 2 1/2 miles, Rock Road from 15th September 2008 during office hour. Due to limited seat, tickets are given base on first come first serve basic. Maximum of 2 tickets only per person. For further enquiries please call 082-422001.
The speaker is an experienced and popular Feng Shui Master , Mr. Bok who has over twenty year experience working on Feng Shui research and is also a consultant for the POPULAR FENG SHUI magazine. So if you have an interest in Fengshui or just want to find out more about this mumbo-jumbo, go grab yourself a ticket before it’s all gone.
by FH2o on September 14, 2008
I’d been hypnotized learning about SEO (Search Engine Optimization) that I had not updated my blog in over a week. Reading up on nothing but SEO and SEO related materials for the past couple of weeks; completely hypnotized by the overwhelming information out there that I paid scant notice to the local newspapers until I saw an advert (repeated over the past few weeks) about hypnosis services or hypnotherapy being offered by a “hypnotic woman in Kuching” with the only contact information (apart from the telephone numbers) being her rather rudimentary website blog that is in real need of some serious SEO work as it’s even been indexed by Google yet. And if you do a Google search for “Hypnosis Kuching”; my web page on a paid post I did last year turned up instead - as the first item on the first page! And this post will undoubtedly be on the first page as well, being laden with the keywords – Kuching, hypnosis, hypnotic and hypnotherapy. And the hypnotic woman would no doubt be happy to learn that her blog – “Awakening to Your Best Life” would be awakened to Google because of the mention in this site with “more authority” having over 1,650 pages indexed by Google. *ahem*

Cartoon in “Web Marketing For Dummies“, as in for yours truly.
Not that this blog and www.kuchingkayak.com does not need some SEO’s attention which they certainly do and reason why I was hypnotized by SEO and want to learn all I can about ranking my websites to begin with. And SEO though it’s not rocket science does takes up a lot time and requires a lot of hard work - just like any other “work” in the real world. *sigh*
Trusting that your weekend had been a pleasant one and that your work week ahead is not one hypnotized and motivated by money, greed, power and ego. If so then perhaps you should make an appointment with Annie R Teo – the ‘hypnotic woman” in Kuching to ‘awaken’ to your better and more loveable self.
by FH2o on September 6, 2008

The teddy bear handphone would certainly qualify as super ‘deliciously tacky‘ in SKim’s book. This concept phone from Willcom is called a ‘Kuma Bear’ phone as it is a stuffed bear that holds a SIM card and can actually be used for making and receiving phone calls by holding it up to your ears. Yes - this gimmicky nonsense is from Japan. I came across this here and the stolen photo is from there too.
Trusting that your weekend is delicious and not stuffy. Whatever.